think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?