i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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