So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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