You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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