I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
if i died would you start the facebook group?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
