You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Your cock deserves a montage
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
