Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Come back. Shots need mouths.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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