I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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