"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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