This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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