it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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