You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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