Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
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I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
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