I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Quick, to the slutcave!
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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