But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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