Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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