so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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