Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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