I'm going to jail i love you
I puked a lego.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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