Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
