proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
