So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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