you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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