living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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no one should ever give us hovercrafts
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
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This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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