he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
as a side note pls kill me
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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