We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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