i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
