I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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