The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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