called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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