BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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