You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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