If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just saw a hot homeless man
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
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She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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