it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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