She said her name was "party"
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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