would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
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