I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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