This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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