why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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