I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
