grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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