oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I think people are normalizing furries
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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