Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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