Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Fuck appropriateness.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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