I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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