I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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