I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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