The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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