Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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