Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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