i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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