Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
Well my cheeks are red now
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
pop tarts are not kleenex
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?