I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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