? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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