she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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