great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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