just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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