TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
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You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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