just tell him i said nine months
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I will be naked everywhere
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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